0.) I can still skate and score. Ha! In my dreams!
My ankles are wobbly and I'm missin' my teeth.
200Penalty minutes, but no goals at all.
I know the axe is gonna fall.
1.) Lindy looked out his window, and adjusted the shade.
I said "Give it to me straight, coach. What's the trade?"
He said, "You ain't flyin' out. Say bye to Miller and Gaus'
Your ticket's for the bus."
C.) I'm gonna ride this bus to the end of the line, end of the line, end of the line.
Gonna ride this bus to the end of the line. This bus is goin' to:
2.) Springfield!
The Falcons last won a playoff game in '98,
But with me wearin' blue, I'm gonna make 'em great.
Half open net! Big break, what luck!
Then I slipped and … fell on the puck. (Repeat chorus.)
3.) Knoxville!
I arrived in Appalacia there on "Slapshot Night!"
They were all dressed as the Hansens, and were ready to fight.
I was dragged out of town in the back of a truck
After the visiting goalie beat me up. (Repeat chorus.)
(Instrumental interlude; 'bout this time…) (Repeat chorus)
4.) Your house!
Roller-blade hockey, Tuesday nights in the gym.
Commissioner Andrew, and I'm thankful to him.
Between us has-beens, and them never-was',
I'll take my seat on the bus. (Repeat chorus.)
(Repeat chorus. Then: "This bus is takin' me home." Fade out.)